Once a solemn Kevin Rudd squatted down in Canberra
He was the chief of the ALP
And he sang as he watched and waited till election time
We need a climate change policy
Hoping the voters just mightn’t notice
Seems to have exhausted its currency
So he sang as he watched and waited till election time
We need a climate change policy
Down came Ross Garnaut with a great big fat report
Up jumped the PM and grabbed it with glee
No-one understands what emissions trading is about
This now can simulate a policy
Crass short-term thinking, ethically stinking
Classic political expediency
No-one has a clue what emissions trading is about
This now can simulate a policy
Down came the Murdoch journos, mounted on their hobby horse
Down came the lobbyists, one, two, three thousand
Don’t you dare put a cost on polluting industry
Water down further your policy
Greenhouse pollution, there’s no solution
Pollies in bed with the coal industry
Don’t you dare put a cost on polluting industry
Water down further your policy
Then Malcolm Turnbull, desperate to keep his job
Said he’d cave in to the big end of town
We know his package really wasn’t worth two bob
It made a weak ETS a dark shade of brown
It’s a tradition, they’re the COAL-ition
Dancing to the tune of the dirty end of town
We know his package really wasn’t worth two bob
It made a piss-weak ETS a shitty shade of brown
It still wasn’t bad enough to satisfy the lunar Right
Minchin and Abbott and Tuckey the clown
They took on Malcolm Turnbull, rolled him in a dirty fight
Joined the Nats and Fielding to vote the package down
Greenhouse deniers, morons and liars
Proof that empty vessels make the greatest sound
They took on Malcolm Turnbull, rolled him in a dirty fight
Joined the Nats and Fielding to vote the package down
Then the backroom boys from the ALP in Sydney town
Told Kevin Rudd that he had to retract
He dropped the ETS but his ratings still went steeply down
Next thing he knew there’s a knife in his back
Spare a thought for Kevin, elected in ‘07
But didn’t have the courage to go on the attack
He dropped the ETS but his ratings still went steeply down
Next thing he knew there’s a knife in his back
Then Julia Gillard said there’d be no carbon tax
Under the government she temporarily led
Tony Abbott used that to mount a series of attacks
Suddenly the Liberals came back from the dead
Typical of Tony, simplistic and baloney
Glib three-word slogans and nonsense that he said
Tony Abbott used that to mount a series of attacks
Saddled Australia with the government he led
Ten years of doing nothing to slow global climate change
Gas-led recovery, you know what that means
2022 the attackers finally found their range
We voted in Albo, the Teals and the Greens
By 2030, our power should be less dirty,
Coal-fired stations will all be has-beens
2022 the attackers finally found their range
We voted in Albo, the Teals and the Greens
I didn’t think the coalition could do worse than Morrison
But Dutton and O’Brien were a double-act sublime
They tried to tell Australia that the country could go nuclear
Lumber us with waste for geological time
Only the coalition could try to sell us fission
Climate change deniers were all behind that line
They tried to tell Australia that the country could go nuclear
With radioactive waste until the bloody end of time
We have a powerful minister, I think they call him Killer Watt
But I have to wonder what he has between his ears
His new legal framework’s not much better than we’ve got
And he’s extended gas fields for nearly fifty years
Ther’s no elixir, he’s just a Labor fixer
He would be convicted by a jury of his peers
His new legal framework’s not much better than we’ve got
And he’s extended gas fields for nearly fifty years
Now there’s bipartisan agreement down in Canberra
Miners and smelters can all give a cheer
Bugger the planet, prop up the economy
Studied inaction for year after year
Albo and Sussan, we know what we’re losin’
The big end of town will have nothing to fear
Bugger the planet, prop up the economy
Studied inaction for year after year
Next year is your chance to slow down global climate change
You can make a difference, let me tell you how
Fire up your laptop, bombard all the new MPs
Tell them that we need some real action now
Give them a belting, the planet’s melting
Please do as much as your time will allow
Fire up your laptop, bombard all the new MPs
Tell them that we need some real action now

Ian Lowe, 2025


